Rule 51: No such rule Rule 50: Fifty Rule 49: Forty nine Rule 48: Forty eight Rule 47: Forty seven Rule 46: Forty six Rule 45: Forty five Rule 44: Forty four Rule 43: Forty three Rule 42: Forty two Rule 41: Forty one Rule 40: Forty Rule 39: Thirty nine Rule 38: Thirty eight Rule 37: Thirty seven Rule 36: Thirty six Rule 35: Thirty five Rule 34: Thirty four Rule 33: Swiss army Knife Rule 32: Enjoy the little things Rule 31: Check the back seat Rule 30: Pack your stain stick Rule 29: The Buddy System Rule 28: Double-Knot your Shoes Rule 27: Incoming! Rule 26: A little sun screen never hurt anybody Rule 25: Shoot First Rule 24: Use your thumbs Rule 23: Zipplock Rule 22: When in doubt Know your way out Rule 21: Avoid Strip Clubs Rule 20: It's a marathon, not a sprint, unless it's a sprint, then sprint Rule 19: Break it Up Rule 18: Limber Up Rule 17: Don't be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) Rule 16: Opportunity Knocks Rule 15: Bowling Ball Rule 14: Always carry a change of underwear Rule 13: Shake it Off Rule 12: Bounty Paper Towels Rule 11: Use Your Foot Rule 10: Don't Swing Low Rule 9: With your Bare Hands Rule 8: Get a Kick Ass Partner Rule 7: Travel Light Rule 6: The 'Skillet' Rule 5: No Attachments Rule 4: Wear Seat Belts Rule 3: Beware of Bathrooms Rule 2: The Double Tap Rule 1: Cardio Rule 0: No such rule