Here is a collection of quotes. They do not necessarily reflect my views but I do find them interesting and at times inspiring.

You wanna be the President? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics. Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze or not
From the movie, The Girl Next Door

America is the only country which went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between
Oscar Wilde

Be the change you want to see in the world
Mahatma Gandhi

People who value their privileges ahead of their principles one day lose both
Dwight Eisenhower

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening

Proving P<>NP versus present Complexity theory is like teleportation to state of public transportation. We would definitely like to have that but have no idea of how to do that
Luca as quoted by Madhur - Content is right but sentence may not have been reproduced correctly

Dont you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity. He has already got two major religions covered. If he gets Polish citizenship, there will be no stopping him
Jerry Seinfeld telling about Whatley who converted to Judaism

She thinks I am nice. Women always think I am nice. But women dont want nice. Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we in where nice is bad.
George Costanza in "The Cafe"